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White people

  • S: dude i tried to make yogurt soju yesterday and it tasted so bad... it didn't taste the same way as it does at bars
  • D: uhhh what did you put in it? it's pretty easy, i think.
  • S: peach yogurt and soju
  • D: wait... peach yogurt?
  • S: yoplait.
  • D: ........... not that kind of yogurt, you white ass...
Jan 2

Pizza Date

weballoonit:

Step 1: Order the pizzas.

Step 2: Make sure you remember the time difference!

Step 3: Put the pizza in your mouth and chew!

(Source: thedailywhat)

Sep 6

Jay Sean ft. Lupe- Say Yeah

AN EPIC STORY of my friend lol

Man strays from
Big Sur campsite,
ends up drunk in Marina
PINE CONE STAFF REPORT
THE CAMPERS were no doubt puzzled when they woke
up Sunday morning in Big Sur’s Andrew Molera State Park
and couldn’t find one of their group. They must have been
very surprised when they learned their friend was sitting in a
Salinas jail after being arrested in Marina.
(HIS NAME) was charged by Marina police with being
drunk in public. The fact that he was intoxicated came as no
surprise — Cmdr. Lisa Nash of the Monterey County
Sheriff ’s Office said the campers admitted staying up late
and drinking. They told police they last saw (him) around midnight.
But how (he), in the wee hours of the morning, managed
to get from Molera State Park to Marina — which is
located about 35 miles north on Highway 1 — remains a
mystery. He didn’t have a car, so he presumably caught a ride
from a stranger. But to reach the highway, he had to walk at
least quarter-mile in the dark while he was intoxicated.
“We don’t know how he got here,” said Marina P.D. Lt.
Rick Janiki. “We’re just glad he’s safe.”
Meanwhile, back in Big Sur, Pak’s friends searched the
area for him throughout the morning. Worried, they finally
called police at about 1 p.m. and reported him missing. A
short time later, they discovered he was in jail.

GG MAN haha

I know I haven’t posted in a while, BUT life has been good!

To start off, I wish I could’ve travelled this summer, but life calls!

Then recently, I started my job, and it ain’t too shabby. The people are cool and the food is good. Only downer is that I always have a ton load of work, but hey, I’m the grunt that has to do grunt work, so that’s chill. 

Finally, I got a place for the year. Check.

Meaning, I’m ready to pimp out my room as well. Queen bed, black glass desk, autographed framed jersey, cool art work, and lastly an iMac. Will be done throughout the year.

Next, I want to new people holla! Maybe church, maybe friends of friends, iono but I’ll go wherever God takes me to serve

Also, I haven’t been this happy in a long time. Being able to come home to somebody that wants to see me too makes me feel good. I’m so glad after all these years (2.5 years of chasing) that we’re finally together. It’s just a burst of good feelings rushing through my chest everyday. There’s no other person in the world I would sacrifice sleep time to see just a little bit longer. Lastly, you’re the only person I’d ever go to Ghiradelli with. I hope you come back soon

Anyways, this summer has probably been the best summer.

The End.

P.S. Don’t mind the stupid music video, just listen to the music.

Big Sean ft Wiz Khalifa, Chiddy Bang- “High”

omg this is such a catchy song, i’ve been playing this over and over

To the Dearest Shira Chung

You are one of the best people i know =)

People u must get to know this girl. She’s one swell person.

Gym Class Heroes ft. Adam Levine- Stereo Hearts